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Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 9, 2021

To all the teachers who said I would be nothing but a construction worker and an alcoholic

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Fuck you that just was a lucky guess.

A man decided to tattoo his wife's name on his penis before going to their honeymoon

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When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy . While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he ...

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas

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When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed h...

When my wife told me that the Prime Minister of Canada got re-elected, I thought she was lying.

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It’s Trudeau.

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.

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When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it ...

A man walks into a spooky store.

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Man: Wow, this shop really has everything! Shopkeeper: Yes, but I warn you... every item comes at a price. Man: Yes, I know how shops ...

A teacher asks her students a simple math question…

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“There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “there are none left, once the one bird wa...

I saw a homeless guy telling people dirty jokes for a dollar

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So I went up to him and gave him a dollar.He happily pocketed the dollar and said “ you see that white cat over there, how many teeth does ...

Alabama has reported more deaths than births for the first time in it's history

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Makes sense considering family get togethers have been restricted

I almost had a threesome with a brunette and a blonde

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Too bad they weren't interested.
Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 9, 2021

I met my dream girl at the morgue

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but she didn't warm up to my advances.

I was telling jokes at a bar filled with LGBTQ+ people

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I was doing such a good job nobody could keep a straight face.

I'm starting to think Jews really do run this country

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but don't want to jump to conclusions, this my first time visiting Israel

Us men can be great at multi-tasking too!

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Ever tried jerking off, watching porn and keeping an eye on the door for intruders at the same time? Edit: Thank you for taking my award v...

The year is 2222 and John and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles

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They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. John asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,...

My sex life is like COVID-19.

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I don't have COVID-19

Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?

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So she can moan with the other.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Thank you.

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

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One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?...

A guy comes home completely drunk one night.

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He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where the hell have you been all nigh...