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Thứ Tư, 19 tháng 2, 2020

Scientists have recently created a new hybrid by mating a male donkey and a female deer.

It isn't very beautiful, but that ass doe

A man walks into a bar NSFW

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After nursing his whiskey he notices a horse in the back of the bar. Curious he asks the bar-tender:

"Hey, why the horse in the back of the bar"

"Oh, that horse is Jim. We have a pool going. If anyone can make Jim laugh they can have all the money. It's $100 to try."

The man thinks for a moment, removes $100 from his wallet, places the money on the bar, walks back, and whispers something in Jim's (the horse's) ear. The horse starts laughing hysterically.

The man walks back to the bar, orders another whiskey, shoots it, takes his winnings and leaves.

A few months later this strange man comes back to the bar. Again he orders a drink and again he asks about the horse. The bar tender replies:

"Well, since you were last here we needed a new wager. Same deal only now we are looking for someone that can make Jim cry". Then places his money on the bar and walks back to the horse and moments later returns ; a weeping horse in his wake and inquires to his prize money.

The bartender not letting go so easily asked, "Hold on mister. You have to tell me. how you won both pools"

The man replies: "Last time, I told the horse my dick was bigger than his. This time I showed him".

Do you want to know why the republicans won't impeach Trump?

Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term.

I was 16 minutes late for my first math lecture, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, I’ll never be there on time.

The person who invented autocorrect walks into a barn.

He orders a bear.

Teach a man a joke, and he will laugh for a day

Teach a redditor a joke, and they will repost it for a lifetime.

A bishop, a priest, and a rabbit walk into a bar

The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”