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Thứ Ba, 19 tháng 2, 2019

Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it

Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife

I’m opening a new gay club called “Garage Sale”

Because one man's junk is another man's treasure!

If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss

What does smoking marijuana do?

A Cop Saw a Car in the Ditch.

A police officer was driving down the road when he saw a car in the ditch.

The crash appeared to pretty bad so he took a close look, when he got to the car and looked inside he saw an entire dead family. The husband, the wife, two kids, and a monkey.

He asks the monkey, not expecting much, what had happened. The monkey responds with a gesture of crashing. So he asks further.

“What was the Father doing?” The monkey scratches his head, nods and does a drinking gesture.

“Oh so he was drinking?” The monkey nods his head excitedly.

The officer asks, “what was the Mother doing?” The monkey thinks for a moment, and does a mouth talking gesture.

“Bitching?” The cop guessed. The monkey with a smile nods his head in excitement.

The cop looks in the back and asks. “What were the kids doing?” The monkey thinks a moment and starts hitting the air.

“So they were fighting?” The monkey nods his head.

Then the officer asked, “What were you doing?”

Without hesitation the monkey smiles making a steering wheel gesture.

My Teenage Rebellion Was Fundamentalist Christianity

My Teenage Rebellion Was Fundamentalist Christianity
While other girls my age were sneaking off with boys and getting drunk, I was becoming a zealot—and trying to convert my parents.

February 18, 2019 at 09:05PM
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I once won a fight that was five against one.

We really kicked the shit out of that guy.

My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”