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Thứ Sáu, 22 tháng 2, 2019

What is the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

As a person who has owned over 50 dogs in their life there are 2 thing I’ve learnt...

1.) Your time with them Is brief so treasure it.

2.) They LOVE chocolate.

Inside Elizabeth Holmes's Chilling Final Months At Theranos


Inside Elizabeth Holmes's Chilling Final Months At Theranos
At the end, Theranos was overrun by a dog defecating in the boardroom, nearly a dozen law firms on retainer and a CEO grinning through her teeth about an implausible turnaround.

February 21, 2019 at 11:23PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on...

...I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”

I pretend to be gay in order to gain the trust of women I like.

I listen to their problems, I learn about color matching and fashion so that I can go shopping with them, I ask them about their feelings, etc. The whole thing.

Once they trust me, I wait patiently and the moment they let their guard down, BAM! I fuck their boyfriends.

Three Old men reminiscing in a nursing home.......

........complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old.

The first old man said "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble."

The second old man said "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young. Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out."

The third old man said "Well, every morning at 5 I take me a really long piss. Then at 6 on the dot I take a really big shit."

The other two old men look at him and say "So what the hell are you complaining about?"

The third old man says "I don't wake up until 7".

Thứ Năm, 21 tháng 2, 2019

Did you guys hear about the Jussie Smollett hate crime?

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