Thứ Tư, 15 tháng 9, 2021

I was babysitting my brother's cat and he called to check on her

Me: She's dead

Brother: OMG, that's not how you break news to someone about a beloved pet!

Me: Then how?

Brother: You say: I am afraid I have some bad news. Your cat escaped, went outside, and started chasing a squirrel. The squirrel ran up onto the roof and the cat gave chase. The squirrel leapt from the roof, and the cat tried to follow, but fell. We rushed her to the vet and they did all they could, but I am afraid she didn't make it. THAT'S! how you break bad news to someone.

Me: I understand, my apologies.

Brother: Anyways, how is mom?

Me: Well, she was up on the roof, chasing a squirrel...

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