What better way to predict the new year than with the cutest ever anima...
Thứ Tư, 31 tháng 12, 2014
A womans husband worked at a Pickle Factory...
One day, her husband comes home and says, "Dear, for years at work I have had the powerful urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer. Every day, when I walk past the pickle slicer, I get the compulsion to just stick it in. Well, today, I gave in and shoved my dick in the pickle slicer right there on the work floor."The wife gasps, "Oh my God! What happened?""She and I both got fire...
24 Cats Who Are Nailing Their Sweater Game
Sweaters are like a constant cuddle!"My style is casual and comfortable!" instagram.com "Do sweaters make you feel pensive, too?" instagram.com "I like that sweaters let me express my true self." instagram.com "Next. Level. Cozy." instagram.com View Entire List...
17 Animals Who Have Already Broken Their New Years Resolutions
Keeping resolutions is tough, but shouldn’t you at least make it to the New Year before you give up completely? Clearly, no one gave these animal friends the pep talk they needed.This monkey gave up sugar. #FAILi.imgur.com / Via Reddit/r/animals These birds resolved to stay off chicken-flavored dog food because they know how incredibly creepy it is that they eat it. #FAILi.imgur.com / Via reddit.com This yak swore off chewing tobacco. #FAILbehance.net...
11 Of 2014's Most Explosive Music Beefs
Mmm, beefy. Adam Bettcher Getty Images Theo Wargo Taking the high road, Ariana Grande had nothing but positive things to say about Midler, noting she wanted the "sexy mermaid" side of Middler back.View Entire List...
Macklemore Got Real About White Privilege And Appropriation In Hip-Hop In A Radio Interview
“This is not a culture that white people started.”After taking an extended hiatus to record a follow up to his 2013 smash The Heist, Macklemore resurfaced last night via an extensive interview with Hot 97. In it, he spoke candidly about being a successful white rapper in a historically black genre. Frazer Harrison / Getty Images "This, to me, is what it comes down to: You need to know your place in the culture. Are you taking or are you contributing?...
The 29 Most Life-Changing One Direction Moments Of 2014
It was truly a great year to be a Directioner.When they met Prince William and Kate Middleton and you weren't sure who the actual royals were: Pool / Reuters View Entire List...
Cat Hidden In Mattress Sold On Craigslist Found Safe
Camo the cat is back home after a two-week adventure. KATU / Via katu.com However, Dufek wrote that he was unaware his girlfriend's skittish cat, Camo, had a habit of hiding in the box spring.After selling it, Dufek realized the cat was missing. Roy Dufek / Via reddit.com View Entire List...
27 Animals Who Are Totally Ready For Their New Year's Kiss
Midnight is almost here! bunnyfood.tumblr.com bunnyfood.tumblr.com This pup who is ready to cross species barriers with his kissing abilities. i.imgur.com View Entire List...
Which Member Of Sonic Youth Are You?
Hey kool thing, sit down beside me, there’s something I gotta ask you. I just wanna know, are you Thurston, Kim, Lee, or Ste...
23 Cats React To The Biggest Shocks In Cinema History
Big movies. Small creatures. Huge surprises. Spoilers ahead.Yuri's strange connection to Gollum causes a reflexive attempt to save him from the flames in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. "He was no one's 'precious.' Everyone oughtta be someone's," Yuri weeps. It is a mourning service of only one, but sometimes one will do.instagram.com Rinaldo is horrified to learn WHAT'S IN THE BAHHHHHX in crime thriller Se7en. "Wrath," he thinks. "I, too,...
The best jokes also teach you something.
In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mam...
A Python Swallowed An Entire Wallaby In Australia
Warning: These pictures are quite something.A snake in Australia is most likely now suffering from a food coma after killing and swallowing AN ENTIRE WALLABY on Monday, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported. Northern Territory Parks and Wildlife / Via facebook.com Paul O'Neill, a ranger at Nitmiluk National Park in Australia's Northern Territory, went to investigate after noticing some birds "making a frightful noise" and came across...
Awful Neighbors
"There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leashes. Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing. To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked in her life. Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for his racist comments. All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay. Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs....
18 Covers Of Pop Songs That Breathe New Life Into The Originals
Because it never hurts to mix things up a little."Use Somebody," Scala & Kolacny Brothers This soft, sweet piano and choral arrangement makes Kings of Leon's rock anthem sound like something straight out of Downton Abbey.Via http://youtube.com “Baby One More Time," Bowling for Soup Britney Spears' bubblegum debut gets a brand new attitude in this darker, punky remake.Via http://youtube.com “Hot in Herre," Jenny Owen Youngs The folk singer shows her fun side by taking on Nelly's sexy-fied hip-hop romp.Via http://youtube.com “I Knew You Were...
Let These Majestic Cats Heroically Lead You Into 2015
There’s no business like snow business."HARK. WHO GOES THERE?" Barbara Forberger / imgur.com "I THINK A NEW YEAR IS FAST APPROACHING." Barbara Forberger / imgur.com "I can feel it in my fuzzy bones." Barbara Forberger / imgur.com "WE MUST PREPARE." Barbara Forberger / imgur.com View Entire List...
Thứ Ba, 30 tháng 12, 2014
This Teen Got One Direction Tickets For Christmas And Had An Absolute Meltdown
And Facebook loves her for it.The problem with being an adult is that you know deep down you will never be this happy ever again.View Video › facebook.com Or, indeed, this happy. youtube.com Or this happy. vine.co Or this happy. vine.co View Entire List...
This Local News Reporter Warmed Up By Performing "Alphabet Aerobics" And The Internet Loves Her For It
Well done Kim Powell, well done indeed.Ok, she's not Daniel Radcliffe, but who is? Well, obviously Daniel Radcliffe, but anyway.youtube.com Leaving the office for Christmas like... youtube.com Yup, we like you, Kim Powell. vine.co View Entire List...
Five guys in an Audi Quattro...
...arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stops them and says,"It'sa illegal to puta five people in a Quattro.""What are you talking about?" the driver asked."Quattro meansa four, and you are five-a people.""Quattro is just the name of the car.""Don'ta think you can fool me! Quattro meansa four and you are five-a people, you are breakinga the law.""You idiot! Call your supervisor, I need to speak with someone with more intelligence!""He can'ta come.""Why not?""He'sa busy witha two guys in an Un...
Un maître a mis une GoPro sur son chien et a pu voir ce qu'il faisait toute la journée
Véritablement le meilleur ami de l’homme.Avertissement : c'est assez déprimant. youtube.com youtube.com View Entire List...
Scientists Got Some Birds Drunk To See If It Has Any Effect On Their Singing
“Should auld acquaintance be (hiccup).” —A birdTo try to better understand humans' speech impairment after having a few too many, scientists let some birds drink the fowl equivalent of jungle juice to answer one question: Would it affect their vocals? Researchers chose zebra finches (pictured above) as their subjects, mainly because the songbirds learn to communicate vocally similar to how we learn to talk — a trait that's been found in only a handful...
The Tragedy of the American Military
The Tragedy of the American MilitaryThe American public and its political leadership will do anything for the military except take it seriously. The result is a chickenhawk nation in which careless spending and strategic folly combine to lure America into endless wars it can’t win.December 29, 2014 at 10:00AMvia Digg http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2014/12/the-tragedy-of-the-american-military/3835...
See A Very Young Nicki Minaj Showing Off Her Acting Chops
She even beats her acting partner with a landline phone. youtube.com youtube.com View Entire List...
17 Cats With Very Important New Year's Resolutions
Kitties with some serious plans."My resolution is to grow into my GINORMOUS toe beans I've got here!" i.imgur.com "I plan on setting the record for the most naps a cat has ever taken. EVER." i.imgur.com "Pretty much just tryin' to go full liquid over here." i.imgur.com "Gonna be the best cat parents the world has ever seen!" imgur.com View Entire List...
15 "Iggy Freestyle" Posts That Prove Tumblr Has No Chill
“Iggy give us a freestyle.”Iggy Of Waverley Place Via vodkaclifford.tumblr.com GREENS Via playbillpimp.tumblr.com It's Iggy from State Farm. Via nohomophil.tumblr.com Theme songs always make good freestyles. Via prince0fvenus.tumblr.com View Entire List...
This "Blank Space" And "Style" Mashup Is So Amazing Even Taylor Swift Is "Obsessed"
Taylor Swift fans — You’re about to be obsessed, too.Nashville-based musicians Louisa Wendorff and Devin Dawson mashed up two of everyone's favorite songs from 1989 — "Blank Space" and "Style." The resulting acoustic cover is truly amazing. Louisa Wendorff / Via youtube.com H/T Entertainment Tonight .View Entire List...
19 Dogs Dressed As Your Favorite Star Wars Characters
Look out for the very rare and dangerous WampaPug.This extremely accurate Chewbacca. i.imgur.com This Obi-Wan KenCorgi. instagram.com This very important Wicket. i.imgur.com This Jedi who is using the Force to get as many treats as possible. i.imgur.com View Entire List...
An Endangered Giraffe Was Born And She Has So Much Attitude
The Chester Zoo just welcomed a new baby giraffe and she DGAF.This is Zahra, a 6-foot calf born at the Chester Zoo just before Christmas. Chester Zoo She's a Rothschild giraffe, one of the most endangered giraffes in the world, so this was extremely exciting news. Chester Zoo Zahra, who joins 8 other Rothschild giraffes, seems unfazed by the attention. Chester Zoo "Look at me, I'm majestic. Whatever." Chester Zoo View Entire List...
An Owner Put A GoPro On His Dog And Saw The Heartbreaking Thing He Does All Day
Truly man’s best friend. Obsessed best friend.Warning: it's pretty depressing. youtube.com youtube.com View Entire List...
Another vampire joke.
3 vampires walk into a blood bar.The 1st vampire looks at the bartender and says "I'll have your finest cup of blood, type O negative please." The bartender happily obliges.The 2nd vampire then places his order. "One mug of AB positive, with extra plasma please!" The bartender once again happily obliges.The 3rd vampire asks for a cup of boiling water. The bartender, perplexed, asks what he'll be needing a cup of hot water for. The 3rd vampire then pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making te...
Thứ Hai, 29 tháng 12, 2014
17 Sexy Firefighters With Puppies Are Guaranteed To Make You Sweat
There is nothing sexier in the world than half-naked firefighters holding puppies. Except when they’re holding kittens.I mean...I can't. charlestonfirefightercalendar.com Woof!View Video › Facebook: FirefightersRescuingAnimals Too much puppy!View Video › Facebook: FirefightersRescuingAnimals View Entire List...
My neighbor likes to have sex at 5 am. I left her this card.
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26 Songs That Are Turning 10 Years Old In 2015
You’ll want to pon de replay this playlist."My Humps" — The Black Eyed Peas Fun Fact: "My Humps" won Best Hip-Hop Video at the 2006 MTV Video Music Awards.youtube.com "You and Me" — Lifehouse youtube.com "Pon de Replay" — Rihanna Fun Fact: Rihanna was only 17 when she released her debut single in May 2005.youtube.com "It's Like That" — Mariah Carey youtube.com View Entire List...
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