"Houston, we have a problem."
"What is it?"
"Never mind."
"What's the problem?"
"It's nothing."
"Please tell us."
"I'm fine."
Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 9, 2015
16 Things Everyone Who Has A Fat Cat Should Know
Here’s how to take the best care of your tubby tabby.
Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed
We can all agree that fat cats are big and fluffy and cute and improve classic works of art.
Svetlana Petrova & Zarathustra the Cat / buzzfeed.com
They will maybe even save your soul! But, as a veterinarian, I can tell you that they're not healthy.
Obesity in housecats is a ~growing~ trend, and it can have a real, serious impact on your cat's health and life expectancy. So, if you want your furry friend to be happy and live longer, keep these things in mind:
More than half the cats in the U.S. are overweight.
And that number is only going up. The latest survey conducted by the Association for Pet Obesity Prevention, in 2014, shows that almost 58% of all cats in the U.S. — roughly 55 million cats — are now overweight or obese.
That's a significant increase from the 53% of cats who were obese or overweight when the surveys began in 2007. Cats are also more likely than dogs to be overweight.
Pusheen The Cat / pusheen.com
Australia's "Chris The Sheep" Is Officially The Wooliest Of All Time
Take that, New Zealand.
The verdict is in: Australian sheep "Chris" has absolutely smashed the Guinness World Record for heaviest sheep fleece in the world.
Chris, the magnificent beast, gazes out over his kingdom.
RSPCA / PR Image
After weeks of unverified reports of an enormous sheep lurking near Canberra, Australia, Chris was captured by the RSPCA in early September.
It is thought he had lived in the wild without being shorn for over five years.
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22 Dogs Who Are So Happy To Be Adopted
They have a home and are ready to celebrate!
"Hello, this is my new family and they are the best."
"AYYYYYY PARTTTYYY, YOUR BOY HAS A HOME!"
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"I am cannot move I am so the happy."
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"This is MY lawn now? That's GREAT news."
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Little Mix Just Shut Down Bodyshamers In The Most Perfect Way Possible
“We like to eat food and so does everyone else.”
Totally badass girlband Little Mix have been taking the world by storm since winning the X Factor in 2011...
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And there's no doubt that they've come a long way in the last four years.
It's no secret that the ladies are all about girl power, friendship, and female empowerment.
We just try to forget about any nasty comments really ... We like to eat food and so does everybody else, and if we put on weight we put on weight and if we lose weight we lose weight ... Everybody has this preconception that you're supposed to be perfect looking, but nobody is perfect.
Free Apple Music Trial Ends Today
Time to pay.
The much-hyped music streaming platform debuted with a three-month trial period during which Apple waived the $9.99 monthly fee it charges for the service. That offer was Apple's bid to get new users in the door, and pick up some market share from streaming music incumbents like Spotify.
Today, that free trial period ends for anyone who signed up for Apple Music on its first day, June 30. And it's time to decide whether or not it's worth paying for.
Apple is only going to charge you after a full 90 days.
Apple
Here's how to determine when you signed up.
We Went To Bieber Island With Hundreds Of His Closest Fans And This Is What Happened
Honeydew the most.
Justin Bieber has been doing the media rounds in Australia, and part of that involved him performing on Cockatoo Island with hundreds of his closest fans.
We mere commoners, Tahlia, Anna and Mat, are just three mid-twentysomethings vying to feel young again. So we went along for the ride to see what all the fuss was about.
Tahlia Pritchard
17 '00s Songs Every New Zealander Will Instantly Recognise
We are really good at music!
"Bathe In The River" - Mt. Raskil Preservation Society feat. Hollie Smith.
This song still gets you in the feels.
EMI / Via Patrick Campbell / BuzzFeed
"One Day" - Opshop.
This one was a radio staple for family road trips.
EMI / Via Patrick Campbell / BuzzFeed
"Phlex" - Blindspott.
You felt super edgy listening to this one as a kid.
EMI / Via Patrick Campbell / BuzzFeed
"Wandering Eye" - Fat Freddy's Drop.
If you didn't try do the instrument sounds at the end, did you even listen to it?
The Drop / Via Patrick Campbell / BuzzFeed
17 Of Your Favourite Things According To "The Sound Of Music"
The things you remember when the dog bites, the bee stings or you feel sad.
Daffodils
Why this could be your favourite thing: A flower that goes well with other species or on its own bunch, daffodils will surely make you smile.
Alexraths / Getty Images
Green meadows
Why this could be your favourite thing: Endless possibilities right here, whether you're into running, growing a farm or just sitting around in a circle with a guitar and a repertoire of songs.
Mike_pellinni / Getty Images
Skies full of stars
Why this could be your favourite thing: This is the stuff for dreamers. You can lie down on your back all night, alone or with a companion, and stare at the universe before you.
Mikko Lemola / Getty Images
Raindrops on roses
Why this could be your favourite thing: Oh, how fragile. How absolutely elegant.
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19 Times Ashton Irwin's Dimples Gave You Life
Thank you for the gift of your dimples, Ashton.
When they looked perfect even with a random baseball bat and red background in the mix.
When they got stuck in a drum but you forgave them for their silliness.
When they looked all serious in black and white but you still just wanted to squeeze them.
When they posed with Marnie the dog and you REALLY wished you were that damn dog.
Justin Bieber Took Over A Small Australian Island And It Was Epic
More like “What Do Youse Mean”.
Justin Bieber is currently in Australia, and invited a few hundred of his fans to come celebrate with him early in the morning for a bit of a jam.
Justin was taking over Cockatoo Island, located on Sydney Harbour. Just a short ferry ride and fans would be face-to-face with Bieber himself!
The stage was set and the sun was cascading down onto the island for the golden god himself to step out and serenade the crowd.
There were fans from ALL OVER showing up...
Those handcuffs could have been useful IYKWIM...
Demi Lovato Adorably Confused "Genes" For "Jeans" On BBC Radio
“Like hand-me-down clothing?”
Demi Lovato recently took some time out of her ~cool for the fall~ schedule to pick up some surprised girls from school for BBC Radio 1's The School Run segment.
However, things got off confusing start when Demi asked what the girls learned at school.
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One of the girls replied to Demi's straightforward question with "inherited genes and stuff."
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A fairly confused-sounding Demi replied with, and I quote, "OK. That's good. Like, hand-me-down clothing?"
BBC / youtube.com
16 Super Chill Dogs Who Love The Sun
Even the woofs love them some sun!
"The sun warms my bum, and I'm forever grateful for that."
"Any floor becomes instantly comfortable thanks to the sun."
"Catching some side rays is easily the best part of any road trip."
"The sun is the only one who understands me."
This Baby Wallaby Is The CUTEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE!
YES I AM SHOUTING BECAUSE THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.
You may or may not have already seen this video of a TEENY TINY BABY WALLABY EATING HIS TEENY TINY DINNER OMG.
Either way, you're in luck, because Scotty the Wallaby (!!) has his own Facebook page filled with THE MOST ADORABLE IMAGES AND VIDEOS YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.
JUST LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY!
Facebook: exceptional.kangarooisland
LOOK AT HIM IN HIS LI'L POUCH!
I had a job interview...
...the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me."
I closed the screen, unplugged it, and left.
I ignored his calls for about three hours. When I did answer, he said "Where is my laptop?!"
"You wanna buy it?"
Monks had it all wrong
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate, not celibate!," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
NSFW Nearly humped a ladyboy
In Thailand and man it was so close, she looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.. It was only when she drove me home and reversed perfectly into my drive 1st time, I thought to myself, "hang on a fuckin minute"!
So this guy is driving down the street and sees a woman with some big ol titties!
He says to himself, "I must have those in my mouth!"
He told his driver to pull over and he told her he would give her a hundred dollars to let him bite her nipples...
She replied, "what! You're gross get away"
He then said "I'll give you a thousand dollars to let Me bite your nipple!"
"I told you to get away creep!" She said
"Final offer, I'll give you a MILLION dollars to let me bite your nipple!" He yelled
After a second of deliberation.... She reluctantly accepts.
They go to back alley and she takes off her top. The man starts rubbing her titties & sucking her nipples.
"Well aren't you gonna bite my nipple?!?!" She shouts
"Naw that cost too much"
A man gets "I love you" tattooed on his penis...
He goes home and tears his pants off, eager to show his girlfriend.
She looks at him and shakes her head saying "there you go again trying to put words in my mouth".
Going to Italy
A young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean, but just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.
"With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Italy, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, and make love to her until dawn.
Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied. "He brings me food and I'm getting a free trip to Italy ."
"I see," the captain says. Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, he's screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."
Bob was in trouble...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
I Played "Jumpman" Inspired By Drake And Future's Hit Song And I Really Sucked
Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman.
Grant Lamos Iv / Getty Images
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You can play the game as either Drake, Future, or producer Metro Boomin.
jumpman.space / BuzzFeed
How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?
She's missing a sock.
(This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.)
Watch Trevor Noah's 'Daily Show' Debut
Watch Trevor Noah's 'Daily Show' Debut
Now that Jon Stewart has become a WWE wrestler, somebody had to take the reigns at "The Daily Show," and that person is Trevor Noah. Last night, Noah hosted his first show, and it went not bad! Here are all the clips from the premiere.
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This Sleepy Meerkat Knows How To Nap In Public
Hint: BLEND IN.
Step 1: Find your crew.
Step 2: Only sort of fight your urges.
Step 3: Remain engaged with your surroundings.
Step 4: Succeed at living your best life.
Florence And The Machine Covered "Where Are Ü Now" And It Was Epic
Where are ü now that the dog days are over?
You've probably heard Skrillex and Diplo's hit "Where Are Ü Now" featuring Justin Bieber and totally jammed to those synthetic pan flutes a million times by now.
Atlantic
Well, Florence and the Machine stopped by BBC Radio to share their take on this tune, and it was incredible.
The band managed to turn this vulnerable bop into a truly epic jam! Florence Welch seriously slayed with her power vocals.
BBC / youtube.com
If you're missing the pan flutes, don't worry. Florence did a great job of mimicking them with her haunting voice.
BBC 1 / youtube.com
Watch This Dance To The "Breaking Bad" Theme Song And Cry Happy Tears
Dancing, BITCH.
Alexa Vega aka Carmen from Spy Kids took a note from Jesse Pinkman and made dancing her bitch...bitch. With the help of Dancing with the Stars partner, Mark Ballas, the two performed an awesome dance to the Breaking Bad theme song.
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AMC
25 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture Your Feelings About Animals
“Animals should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.” - April Ludgate
16 Birds You Won't Believe Actually Exist
R u ok birds.
This bird that wants you to think it's a cartoon character.
The superb bird-of-paradise has possibly the most surreal mating display you'll ever see. They perform their dance in a small territory that they defend when other males come along.
BBC / youtube.com
This taxidermy project gone wrong.
The helmeted hornbill is a large bird with a call that sounds like "maniacal laughter".
Doug Janson / Creative Commons / Via en.wikipedia.org
This bird who is definitely not a puppet.
The moustached kingfisher is an elusive forest-dweller – this photo, released last week, is one of the first ever taken of it.
Rob Moyle / Via amnh.org
This bird who doesn't know why you keep laughing at his face.
The Sri Lanka frogmouth is nocturnal and lives in south India and (surprise!) Sri Lanka.
Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
‘Rang the doorbell, didn't I?'
Lorde Straight-Up Ruins A Man’s Life In Her Latest Music Video
Pretty girls don’t know the things that she knows.
Disclosure just dropped the music video for their sultry Lorde collaboration, “Magnets,” and the sex-and-violence-filled video is revenge fantasy perfection.
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This Video Of A Dying Dog Being Nursed Back To Health Is Heartwarmingly Beautiful
Awww.
Members of Animal Aid Unlimited took in this sick and dying dog after they came across him on the side of the road.
Via youtube.com
The dog was suffering from dehydration and a severe case of mange, but after being taken in and treated, he quickly began to show signs of recovery.
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