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Thứ Tư, 24 tháng 9, 2014

Dear Santa

Sometimes I just sit down and wonder...
The opposite gender of female...yeah, I'm speaking about the male varieties. So why do some consider it wise to lie to women? What exactly attracks me to the ones that are good at pulling the wool over my eyes? Are attractive guys effective in being deceitful? Primarily those that are extremely shallow....

...why am I so naive to believe that almost all their garbly goop? Why am I a sucker for this behavior?

Crazy Digital Media Halloween Pumpkin
okay, here is my take on mess free Halloween decorating.... Photo Shop Pumpkin! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This is my nephew's pumpkin and I decided to take a picture of it. He had a couple stickers for the eyes. When I looked at it with that crazy looking nose my mind began to wander....I could envision it with some googly eyes and funky hair. I was tinkering around with my photo editing stuff and this is what I came up with! Stonecrop Sedum plant for hair! My vision came to life... BOO! The only thing is that you don't get to enjoy the pumpkin seeds ;(

Pink Camo Thought For The Day...

So when you wear pink camouflage, seriously, what are you hunting for, flamingos? camo

PLOT TWIST!

The heart can never be fully correct, nor the mind entirely completely wrong.

Tonight Karley says to me "Mom, in the previous days, would do you have to wear seat belts?” I became having flash backs of saying that phrase “olden days” to my grand dad and mom. After I regained my tranquility from shock of becoming involved with the previous days or weeks, I started chuckling and also I replied to her “No, we could not wear seat belts with in addition, we were basically like monkeys traveling around in the back car seats of the car.” She shouts out “awe Mum, that is soooooo not fair!” I say to her, “yeah, I do know, it’s wonderful we survived and be prepared…life is sometimes not reasonable!”


Far more Swing action
Nicely, you will have heard of far more cow bell, right? I feel this idea of "more swing" is a tremendous idea! How awesome to refer to a random swing positioned here or right now there throughout the town to escape the duldums of each day things! Check out the video clip below...

It's all of the in the amount of hugs...

It's all in the level of hugs, in the literal sense. So I obtained a good laugh from Beatrice in the form of a viewpoint this week. Galilea over the summer season was saying any time she provided me a hug "Mom, you look to be getting skinnier." I would say "well I may be a few pounds lighter but I really am only a handful of that much less in weight, so I don't find out why you think that sweetie." I have been a little puzzled with her perception....either she was figuring out just how flattery can make people feel awesome inside and MY SCALE IS BROKEN! I had been not sensation any skinnier and therefore I was pondering perhaps she was seeking to butter me for getting a something special since I really had not lost any important weight. A very important factor quite significant is the fact that over the summer time she has exploded quite a bit in height. She commented on my weight once again this week... "Mom, you sure are receiving thin!" Ding, ding, ding.....I figured it out! Permitted, my waist is small compared to my hips (thank God!) however has not gotten any smaller within the last six-and-a-half years......and she is ensuring taller....so she is not wrapping her wrists around my hips any longer, her arms have moved up to the number of my waist!

Now, that's what I'm talking about....I'm liking this solution for stress!



Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 9, 2014

The truth about jogging...

Then the story was similar to every wonderful love story, the little princess married to the prince, then they were living the joyful life...

As well as, each time she made gourmet coffee for him, she set a number of salt in the caffeine, as she understood that's the method he enjoyed it. After 45 years, he passed away, left her a notice which said:" My dearest, make sure you forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. Such was the only rest I said to you---the salty coffee. Memorize the first time we dated? I was so stressed during that time, actually I wanted a bit of sugar, however I said salt it had been hard for me to change and so I simply went ahead. I not ever believed that could be the begin of our interaction!

Factoid for the day! I found the irony in this, ba ha haa haaa ha!




I tried to tell you the fact many times within my life, but yet I was too scared to accomplish this, as I have promised never to lie to you for any-thing.. Right now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing therefore I tell you the truth: I don't enjoy the salty espresso, just what exactly a strange unhealthy taste..But There is had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never ever feel apologetic for anything I actually do for you. Having you with me is my greatest joy and happiness for my whole life. When I will be able to live for the second time, still wish to know you and have you for my entire life, even though I have to drink the salty caffeine again". Her tears created the letter totally moisten.

Sometime, another person asked her: what's the taste of salty espresso? It's pleasing. She replied.

Love ends up with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.



Water Weight Gain

Usefulness of Strugle...

A guy was a passionate gardner...
Saw a tiny butterfly lying a number of eggs from one of the pots and pans in his backyard ever since that day he checked out the egg with ever rising curiosity with interest.

The egg began to go and smoothie a little.
He was exited to notice a different life approaching right in front of his sight.
He invested several hours reviewing the egg right now.
The egg started out to expand and also grow cracks..
A miniature head with antennae began to show up ever so slowly.

The man's pleasure realized no bounds he got his magnifying glasses and sat to keep an eye on the life and body of a pupa popping out.

He spotted the struggle of the soft pupa and couldn't resisit his desire to HELP.
He went and got a little forcep the help the egg break, a nip here a nip there to help the struggling life. And LO!

The pupa was out the guy was content!
He waited now every single day for the pupa to grow and fly abt similar to a beautiful butterfly, but Unluckily that never occurred the larvae pupa had a oversized head and also kept crawling along in the pot for the full 9 weeks and past away!
Compromised the man went to his botanist partner and asked the reason.
His friend told the guy the struggle to get away of the egg helps the larvae to send blood to its wings along with the head force helps the arrive at remain very little meaning the tender wings could support it through the use of its 5 week life cycle, in his eagerness to help the male destroyed a lovely life!

.... I'm feeling a little bloated, sheeshhhh!



Struggles help all of us, that's why a wee bit of energy goes the distance to develop our power to be confronted with life's difficulties!

As parents, we often times go very far trying to help and protect our own kids from life's harsh realities and failures.

We don't need our own kids to battle like we have.

But Harvard psychiatrist Dr. Dan Kindlon says that overprotected kids will probably struggle in connections with with issues.

We're sending our kids the information that they're not capable of aiding them selves.

To quote clinical psychologist Dr. Wendy Mogel:
"It is Our Job to put together Our Kids for the Road..., &
Not create the road for Our Youngsters..."



Resolutions Idea

A Fairly sweet Salty Pressing Love Storyline

He fulfilled her on a special event. She was so great, lots of adult men chasing after her, even though he was as such normal, not one person followed him. At the conclusion of the party, he asked her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she expected.

They sitting in a good espresso shop, he was much too excited to speak whatever thing, she seemed unpleasant, she thought, please, let me go home. All of a sudden he asked the waiter: "would you please provide me some salt? I'd like to put them in my caffeine."

An "ah-ha" moment...


Most people stared at the guy, so unusual! His face switched red, however, still, he place the salt in his caffeine and drank it. She requested him curiously: the reasons you have this hobby? He replied: "when I became a little bit kid, I had been living close to the sea, I preferred enjoying in the sea, I can really feel the taste of the ocean,just like the taste of the salty espresso. Currently each time I possess the salty caffeine, I always think of my childhood, think about my home city, I miss my home town so much, I miss my dad and mom who will be still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply affected.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom level of his soul. A man who understand how to tell out his homesickness, he should be a gentleman who adores home, wants about home, has accountability of home. Then she also started to converse, spoke of her far away community, her childhood, her family. That is an extremely nice talk, also an attractive commencing of their story.

They continued to date. She learned that really he was a male who matches almost all her demands; he had tolerance, was type hearted, heated, watchful. He was such type of a great person nevertheless she almost missed him!Thanks to his salty !

And then the storyline was similar to every lovely love story, the little princess married to the prince, then they were living the joyful life...

Candibulance

me:  "Jenna, do you have any candy? .... I've got a sweet tooth."
my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..."
me: "really?  what is that?"
my daughter Jenna:  "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...."
me: "oh really?"  "hmmmm..."  "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?"
my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..."
me:  "I'm thinking it's an emergency then! just 'sayin...  so, let's see this private stash ;)"
candibulance, emergency candy