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Thứ Tư, 24 tháng 9, 2014

Dear Santa

Sometimes I just sit down and wonder...The opposite gender of female...yeah, I'm speaking about the male varieties. So why do some consider it wise to lie to women? What exactly attracks me to the ones that are good at pulling the wool over my eyes? Are attractive guys effective in being deceitful? Primarily those that are extremely shallow.......why am I so naive to believe that almost all their garbly goop? Why am I a sucker for this behavior?Crazy...

Pink Camo Thought For The Day...

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PLOT TWIST!

The heart can never be fully correct, nor the mind entirely completely wrong.Tonight Karley says to me "Mom, in the previous days, would do you have to wear seat belts?” I became having flash backs of saying that phrase “olden days” to my grand dad and mom. After I regained my tranquility from shock of becoming involved with the previous days or weeks, I started chuckling and also I replied to her “No, we could not wear seat belts with in addition,...

Thứ Ba, 23 tháng 9, 2014

The truth about jogging...

Then the story was similar to every wonderful love story, the little princess married to the prince, then they were living the joyful life...As well as, each time she made gourmet coffee for him, she set a number of salt in the caffeine, as she understood that's the method he enjoyed it. After 45 years, he passed away, left her a notice which said:" My dearest, make sure you forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. Such was the only rest I said to...

Water Weight Gain

Usefulness of Strugle...A guy was a passionate gardner...Saw a tiny butterfly lying a number of eggs from one of the pots and pans in his backyard ever since that day he checked out the egg with ever rising curiosity with interest.The egg began to go and smoothie a little.He was exited to notice a different life approaching right in front of his sight.He invested several hours reviewing the egg right now.The egg started out to expand and also grow...

Resolutions Idea

A Fairly sweet Salty Pressing Love StorylineHe fulfilled her on a special event. She was so great, lots of adult men chasing after her, even though he was as such normal, not one person followed him. At the conclusion of the party, he asked her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she expected.They sitting in a good espresso shop, he was much too excited to speak whatever thing, she seemed unpleasant, she thought,...

Candibulance

me:  "Jenna, do you have any candy? .... I've got a sweet tooth." my daughter Jenna: (smirking) "I have emergency candy..." me: "really?  what is that?" my daughter Jenna:  "oh well, it's like candy I try to forget about so it lasts longer...." me: "oh really?"  "hmmmm..."  "You've been holding out on me with this big secret, hey?" my daughter Jenna: "um, well yeah, I guess..." me:  "I'm thinking it's an emergency then!...