A bus containing only ugly people crashes violently, and all of the unfortunate passengers die. Finding themselves in Heaven, they see St Peter approaching them with the keys to the Pearly Gates. He announces, "Since all of you were died so horribly, and none of you sinned terribly, you are each granted one wish as you go into Heaven." The first person thinks for a second, and then decides, "I want to be gorgeous!" Seeing the person immediately become so, the second person wishes the same thing, and so on. After a while, the man in the back suddenly bursts out in laughter. As St Peter nears the end of the line, the man's laughter becomes more hysterical and harder to control. When St Peter finally reached the end of the line, the man, now in tears, said, "Make 'em all ugly again."
