Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 11, 2014

Old Boss had dinner at the table next to me.. Bought my daughter this monstrosity.

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As a Brit, this is how I imagine black Friday in America.

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I drew "a ___ on the box" for 1,300+ people. Here are 150 of them.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman..........

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,...

Two Fleas on Vacation (nsfw)

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami he is shivering and shaking.The other flea asked him, "Why are shaking so badly?"The first flea says, "I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."The other flea says, "That's the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think...

Girls can't play football (soccer)

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How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None; they can't change anythi...