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Thứ Năm, 27 tháng 11, 2014
Three plumbers walk into a bar
They ask the bartender, "You really need three plumbers?"
"Oh I'm quite sure." said the bartender. "Go see if you can unclog the toilet in the women's washroom. My female customers are all leaving 'cause they got no place to go."
"Alright then" quipped one of the plumbers and off they went.
From in the bathroom there were plunging noises, rattles, bangs, and so on. This went on for about 30 minutes when the plumbers returned and the first one said "There's no way that toilet will unclog. We've got no idea what's stuck in there, but it ain't coming out."
Just then, the queen was passing by outside in her carriage. It seemed that the quail she had eaten earlier wasn't getting along with her digestive tract. While using a public bathroom was quite uncouth for a person of royalty, her bowels could care less. So she ran into the pub, straight to the bathroom. Everyone was in shock at the sight of the queen running through, and nobody warned her of the toilet's state. The whole pub was silent until the sound of the toilet flushing came out from behind the door. The queen soon emerged, addressed her subjects, and was on her way.
The three plumbers looked dumbfounded. They checked the bathroom and the toilet was working fine. The large one asked "How on earth did she get the crapper to work?" Old Paddy sitting at the end of the bar piped up: "Don't ya know? Three of a kind can't beat a royal flush!"
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