"We were not trained for this."

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Can't you just be thankful

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Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger?

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Come on, Chief.

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Red and Green.

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Do you have something against black people?!?!!?

Yes, an alarm system.

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My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession

She said "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a transformer".

I said "But baby, I can change".

She said "There you go again!"

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