My roommate celebrates Christmas, I celebrate Hanukkah...we decided to build a compromise.

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Everytime I try to find a show on Netflix.

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"How'd the session go with your new therapist?"

"It was a waste of time. He just kept showing me pictures of my parents fightin...

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Danny Trejo on where he studied

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My daughters school has a very helpful grade legend...

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I told my grandad that everyone's on the internet. He said "In that case, take my picture and tell Charlie Jacobs I said fuck you."

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A cannibal is teaching his son how to hunt ...

Hiding on top of a tree by a busy trail, the father and son are sizing up their potential meals. The son was always eager to jump whenever someone walks by, but always the patient father held him back for various reasons : too many ppl in a group. Too strong a target. Too risky etc.Finally a thin frail old lady walked by alone, wobbling on her cane, ready for the picking. Excited for his first successful hunt, the son was ready to throw his spear when his dad stopped him,"Patience son. Look at her. All sinew and bones. It won't make any meal for...

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