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Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 12, 2014
A cannibal is teaching his son how to hunt ...
Hiding on top of a tree by a busy trail, the father and son are sizing up their potential meals. The son was always eager to jump whenever someone walks by, but always the patient father held him back for various reasons : too many ppl in a group. Too strong a target. Too risky etc.
Finally a thin frail old lady walked by alone, wobbling on her cane, ready for the picking. Excited for his first successful hunt, the son was ready to throw his spear when his dad stopped him,
"Patience son. Look at her. All sinew and bones. It won't make any meal for us and your mother.", Said the father, barely looking up from his perch.
Shortly after, a lone plump woman appeared, barely able to drag her weight along.
"How bout this dad ! She would feed us for weeks !" Chirped the young cannibal as he readies his spear. But again, the father stopped him.
"No son, the fats from her would be too unhealthy for us. We would die if we ate her. " explained the dad.
Finally, a stunning young lady appears, sashaying down the trail. The father straightened his posture, eyes lit up. The son sensing his father's readiness, brandished his spear and said,
"All right dad ! She's perfect. Not too thin or fat. Let's eat her !"
But again his dad stopped him.
"No! We capture her alive. We're eating your mom instead !"
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