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There was this small church down in Texas that had a very busty organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. They warned her, though, to not eat any of the green persimmons' because they are so sour they...
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