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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 1, 2015

How news anchors working NYE celebrate

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We've had an experiment running for a few months. We now have a new rule on the basis of that experiment. All posts must make some attempt at humor.

5 months ago, we made this post. Since then, we've been removing posts that make no attempt at humor. These are largely things that areInterestingSubmitted by people who can't be arsed to find the correct subredditWe've also had a fair number of users report such submissions so thanks for that. We've been keeping detailed records of your IP addresses and will be dispatching factory farm produced cookies to your home and/or work addresses.We've also had some arguments with users about the implementation of this rule, but I think the majority of...

The gangs all here...

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What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Mostly the tas...

The Sportsman's Double

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.We went back to her place....

The more you know.

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