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Thứ Sáu, 30 tháng 1, 2015

One Marine is better than...


A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters".


The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.


The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred Isis 'S.O.B.'s'".


Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.


The voice calls out again: "One Marine is better than a thousand Isis fighters." The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought ... then silence.


Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."



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16 Texts I Wish I Could Send My Cat

Not like he’s got anything else going on.


This one:


This one:


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This one:


This one:


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One of these once in awhile:


One of these once in awhile:


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This one all the time:


This one all the time:


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9 Disney Animals Who Could Get It

Don’t act like you didn’t think about it.


Scar


Scar


I'm not saying you would be proud of it but I'm saying on the right night, this villain could get it. He's like your worst college mistakes. Would you tell your friends about it? No. Would you regret it? Probably. Will you have a great time? Absolutely.


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Meeko


Meeko


Listen, listen, listen. Meeko was a good raccoon and all but he was also a sly guy with a mischievous side. He loves biscuits of all varieties, but especially John Smith's so you know he's down for whatever.


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The Beast


The Beast


I'm not talking about the pretty boy prince he eventually turns into. I'm talking about the BEAST. Yeah, he's a little domineering but it could be fun for a one night role play situation.


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Pongo


Pongo


Pongo was a romantic. He's a great friend (HELLO, HE FOUND HIS BEST BRO A WIFE CAUSE HE WAS ALL "DUDE, STOP BEING SO DEPRESSING") and can shake that booty. Plus, boy had 101 kids so you know he's got to be packing something. 10/10 could get.


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A Baker's Dozen Of Cat Loaves

You look loavely today.


Purrpernickel Loaf



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A Sliced Sandwhisker Loaf



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Meowrble Rye Loaf



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Pouncetato Loaf



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Budget cuts.

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