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Thứ Bảy, 31 tháng 1, 2015
The Unluckiest Guy in the world
A huge guy is drinking in a bar with his friend, when suddenly he sees a dude who looks really depressed. He looks at his friend and goes, 'You see the guy that seems to be having a really bad day? Well I'm gonna make his day even worse'. So he walks up to the dude and drinks the glass that was in front of him. The dude suddenly breaks into tears and starts crying hysterically. So the guy is surprised and tries to calm him down: ' Dude relax! I was just messing with you. I'll buy another drink'. The dude wipes off his tears and goes, 'I just had the worst day of my life. My car broke down on my way to work so I had to take a cab. I forgot my briefcase in the cab and cost my company millions of dollars. They fired me and I owe them their millions. When I got back from work, I found my wife in bed with my best friend. After all that I decided to end my life with a glass of poison, and you didn't even let me do that!'
There's A Change.org Petition To Make Riff Raff The New Lead Singer Of Blink-182
Has there ever been a more perfect idea?
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"We need a talented vocalist to fill the shoes of the late Tom DeLounge. Let us rise and declare Riff Raff new king of the Rock Show. Bless Tom's soul."
Riff Raff, best known to BuzzFeed readers as the Justin Timberlake to Katy Perry's Britney, is a rapper/living meme from Houston, TX. He's a Vine star too, and has expressed interest in starting country and rock bands in the past. He's an inspired choice to lead Blink.
From his post it’s unclear whether DeMarco thinks DeLounge died, or if he is just spiritually mourning the death of the band’s original lineup. Regardless, the petition has begun to make its rounds on social media.
Riff Raff has previously declared himself to be immortal, so it’s unclear if he’ll be able to understand the lyrics of “What’s My Age Again?”
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Big Sean's New Song With Drake Has A Surprise Verse From Kanye
Waayy-aayy up.
Happy Friday! Here's the first can't-miss party jam of 2015, care of Big Sean, Drake, and Kanye West, who shows up at the very end out of nowhere. It's called "Blessings."
As you might have guessed, the song is about how #blessed they are, but also hard work and sacrifice. "I done lost homies who been with me since Ed, Edd, n Eddy," Big Sean laments.
#blessed.
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