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Thứ Hai, 2 tháng 2, 2015

When you're a real salesman...(couldn't think of another subreddit this would fit)


A Good Salesman


A young guy from West Virginia moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.


The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum cleaner salesman back in West Virginia."


Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job.


"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."


His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.


"How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day.


That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in West Virginia, but you're not in the mines anymore, son."


The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"


The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65".


The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"


The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."


The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?" The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing..



Been stuck in traffic for the past 10 minutes in Euro Truck Simulator... The fuck am I doing with my life?

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Paused the halftime show at the right moment and saw this guy

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Hey, you wanna win?


Nah, we'll pass.



Dad: "A little bird told me you are doing drugs"


Son: "You're talking to birds, and I'm the one doing drugs?"



How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?


None- they'd just beat the room for being black.



I've made it mom! I'm going to be in the Super Bowl show!

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