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Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 2, 2015
Here's What That Little Girl From The Missy Elliott Videos Looks Like Today
She’s grown.
Missy Elliott was missing like only one thing from her SB performance (besides "Pass That Dutch). That thing was a person and I'm obviously talking about the little girl in all her videos/live performances.
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She was like the original yet cooler Maddie Ziegler. Sia could never.
She was basically iconic.
Via starcasm.net
A pregnant mother of three is walking down a alley...
The Mother gets shot 3 times and each bullet gets lodged in each of the babies with no serious damage done to the mother or the babies. Months later the babys are born, two beautiful girls and a boy. One day the one of the little girls goes to the bathroom and comes out and says to the mother "mommy! mommy! Guess what?!" And the mom asks "what?" And the little girl says "I went tinkle and the bullet fell out!" And the mother says "wow that's great!" A few hours later the other little girl goes into the bathroom and comes out and says "mommy! Mommy! Guess what?" And the mom goes "what, you went tinkle and the bullet fell out?" And the girl goes "yeah!" Hours later the little boy runs up the mother and says "Mommy! Mommy! Guess what?" And the mom says "what, You went tinkle and the bullet fell out?" And the boy says "No I was jacking off and I shot the dog!!"
15 Signs Your Dog Is Actually A Teddy Bear
Y’know, just in case you had some questions.
She spends an awful lot of time in your lap.
She's terrible at helping you with simple household chores.
People comment on how "at home" she looks in her bed.
The couch appears to be her natural habitat.
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