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Thứ Ba, 24 tháng 2, 2015
A drunk man is leaning against a lightpost on the corner of a busy street.
Whilst gazing blearily around, he notices a smartly dressed young man standing a few feet away, watching the people pass by. As the drunk is watching, a lovely lady comes walking along, and the young man says something to her. She immediately smiles, shakes her head, and takes his hand. The two of them together go up the stairs of a nearby row house, and inside.A short while later, the two come back down the stairs, grinning from ear to ear. They embrace affectionately, and the lady departs.This happens several times in the next few hours with...
Funny Albert Einstein Joke (not mine)
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After three orgasms...
There was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind...
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