Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 3, 2015

Kids are assholes

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Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.

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In the months leading up to the expedition of Apollo 11...

In the months leading up to the expedition of Apollo 11, the astronauts trained in a remote moon-like desert in the western United States. The area is home to several Native American communities. One days, as they were training, the astronauts came across an old Native American. The man asked them what they were doing there. They replied that they were part of a research expedition that would shortly travel to explore the moon. When the old man heard that, he fell silent for a few moments, and then asked the astronauts if they could do him a favor."What...

A little boy was sitting on a park bench eating candy bars...

A little boy was sitting on a park bench eating candy bar after candy bar. A man sat down beside him and said, "You know you really shouldn't eat all those candy bars. They're bad for you." The little boy said, "My great grandpa lived to be 103". The man said, "Did he eat loads of candy bars?". The little boy said "No, he just minded his own fucking busines...

Who thought this was a good idea?

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Canadian parties

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bitch I'm dying

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