Thứ Sáu, 3 tháng 4, 2015
10 Ways To Tell It's Time For A Social Media Vacation
Let pop star Stromae break it down for you.
Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed
If you haven't heard of Stromae, you will soon. The Belgian singer has already conquered the French-speaking world with his unique brand of genre-defying pop music, and now he's set his sights on America. While he's known for his witty lyrics, you don't have to understand a word of his sophomore album, Racine Carrée, to appreciate its impossibly catchy hooks or the pop star's brilliant-in-any-language music videos. Earlier this week, Stromae premiered the animated clip for his Twitter-phobic single "Carmen" — so when he stopped by BuzzFeed's New York office for a visit, we asked him to help illustrate a guide to recognizing when it's time to take a break from social media.
You can't stop and smell the roses because you've always got your nose in a phone.
Jon Premosch / BuzzFeed
Wasn't it Shakespeare who wrote, "That which we call 'finger grease' by any other name would smell as sweet"?
A foot and a penis are having a conversation...
The foot says, "I have such a terrible life. Every day I get shoved into a smelly sock and shoe and have to work all day supporting our master."
The penis replies, "You think you have it bad, huh? Every day I get a bag pulled over my head and I'm forced to do push-ups inside a dark, wet cave until I throw up!"










