Thứ Bảy, 4 tháng 4, 2015
Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Here's Definitive Proof That Taylor Swift's Style Is Inspired Entirely By "Friends"
“You go talk to your Friends, talk to my Friends.”
Tumblr user lighthearted-swift recently pointed out how Taylor Swift clearly draws inspiration from none other than Rachel Green from Friends.
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Premiere: All Hell Breaks Loose In Boaz And Riff Raff's New Video
Seriously, we have no idea what’s going on here.
There's a lot going on in the new video of frequent Diplo and Major Lazer collaborator Boaz van de Beatz: Vehicular maintenance, boozing, fighting, the first ever appearance of "EDM Riff Raff" (Riff's EDM alter-ego), and near-global destruction.
"It's all about getting inspired, doing fun stuff and gettin' that guap at the same time," Mr. Polska tells BuzzFeed Music about the song. You know, like this:
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"I like to chase my money with ice cold vodka and a black and neon green can of Monster energy drink," Riff Raff tells us.
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