He may be small of stature, but he is mighty in spirit!
Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 5, 2015
Can You Make It Through This Post Without Getting Sleepy?
Face the power of tired puppies.
Let's start this off simple. Here's ONE sleepy puppy.
This is easy!
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Now, TWO sleepy puppies.
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Are you ready for this snore?
And for this little yawn?
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Thứ Tư, 6 tháng 5, 2015
The Unemployed Engineer
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail." A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak." Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note. Doctor: "But this is $500..." Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
17 Ecstatic Dogs On Their First Beach Day
‘TIS THE SEASON TO BE SANDY.
"Do you think I brought too much stuff??"
"Man, I can't wait to play catch with you all day long."
"Peek-a-boo! Did I scare ya?"
"There's no way I can dig too deep and, like, hit the ocean... right?"
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