a large lady at the next table is wolfing down chicken wings, dipping them into a soup bowl of ranch dressing and shoving them in, right hand, left hand...
suddenly she grabs her throat and starts eeking out a panicked sound and starts turning purple...
the hillbilly jumps up, shoves her to the floor on her stomach, yanks down her sweat pants and runs his tongue right down the middle of her butt crack.
the woman, shocked, hacks and a chicken bone shoots, like a bullet, out of her mouth, flying across the floor and smacking the wall at the other side of the room.
she takes a huge gasp and her color returns to normal.
the guy stands up triumphantly and says,
"ahhh, the ol' hind lick maneuver! works e'ry time"
