Hey, even nature wants to be a part of the summertime fun!
Thứ Ba, 12 tháng 5, 2015
The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.
"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow
b) Thrush,
c) Magpie,
d) Cuckoo?"
"I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin .."
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm fookin sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is."
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!"
The next night, Mick went round to Paddy's to buy him a drink.
"Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because he lives in a Fookin clock!"
Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 5, 2015
38 Songs That Will Get You Through Your Finals
Whether you’re looking for a late-night energy boost or some ambient tracks to write to, we’ve got you covered.
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"Shake It Out" — Florence and the Machine
"Sweet Disposition" — The Temper Trap
"Liberate" — Eric Prydz
23 Cats Who Forgot To Put Their Tongue Away
When a cat leaves its tongue hanging out, the world is brighter, if only for a moment.
Cats have a lot going on in their lives you know.
They have to like, eat and sleep...
Sometimes, when their busy schedule overwhelms them, they forget to put all of their little cat tongue back in their mouths.
And this is just the cutest thing in the whole world.
Sometimes they'll look at you like, "what are you looking at?"
Worst joke I've ever heard
What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?
One of them actually ended a race.
I warned you...
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