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Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 6, 2015

I'm 99% sure one of my dads is gay.

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Beyonce's "Single Ladies" Lines Up Perfectly With The Theme To "Ducktales"

“Life is like a hurricane…” A mystical, magical, and ingenious Tumblr user has figured out that the clip for Beyonce's "Single Ladies" syncs up perfectly with the theme tune to Ducktales. giphy.com Disney View Entire List ...

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one who had a dream....

Pig Craps Inside A Police Car And Looks Unbelievably Pleased With Herself

Daisy decided to relieve herself in the back of a Shelby Township police vehicle after chasing a woman into her front yard. Check out how happy this pig looks. The animal, named Daisy, is pictured inside a Shelby Township, Michigan, police car after chasing a woman into her front yard. Debbie DeRiemaecker told 7 Action News she was doing some work outside her home on Wolf Drive on Thursday evening when the escaped pig came hurtling towards her. The...

China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but were stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16

And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids....

A woman went to a pet shop..

..and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then said.. "New house,...

A drunk walks up to a guy...

A drunk walks up to a guy. says to him, " I am God." The guy says," Go away, you are drunk." "I can prove it to you, if you want" said the drunk. "O really! Then prove it." The drunk went up to a door and knocked on it thrice, three times. The door opened, and a woman came out, "Oh God, not you again. Go away!"...