How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all found guilty of treason...

and are sentenced to beheading by guillotine. On the day of the triple execution, they are brought to be beheaded. The priest blesses the execution, saying all is done in God's name, and the King orders the three executed. The mathematician is to be killed first, and the executioner gives him two options: would he like a hood on or off, and would he like to be face up or face down. So the mathematician says "Well, they all arrive at the equivalent state of beheading, so it's an arbitrary choice. I suppose I'll take no hood and face down, since...

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Ontario Cops Shot And Killed A Black Bear And People Are Very Upset

Police say they’d run out of options. Despite efforts to keep the bear in the tree, it climbed back down and at that point police say they had no other option than to shoot it. The Ministry of Natural Resources (MNR) had been called to help capture the bear, but hadn't yet arrived on scene. “The officers involved and York Regional Police regret the incident but there were no other options,” said Chief Eric Jolliffe in a statement. “Police officers...

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17 Dogs With Their Best Doggy Friends

BECAUSE DOG BUDDIES ARE THE BEST BUDDIES. "No one can ever tell us apart, but we like it that way 'cause then we can play more pranks." instagram.com "If you couldn't already tell from our smiles, WE'RE HAVING A GREAT TIME TOGETHER." instagram.com "Animal Planet went to commercial break which means it's WRESTLE TIME." instagram.com "If we team up we're guaranteed to get those treats. Nobody can deny double the cuteness." instagram.com View Entire List ...

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The Cabbie

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc... The cabbie said, ''If you don't...

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Taylor Swift's Pre-Show Dance Routine Will Give You Life

Watch the pop star ~shake off~ her pre-show nerves. Everybody knows Taylor Swift loves to dance. Giphy Giphy Giphy View Entire List ...

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Are You More Britney Spears Or Christina Aguilera?

Let’s see which pop princess you’re most like...

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