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Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 6, 2015

Hey did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?

It had a reptile dysfunction...

Tyga Isn't In It For The Money

Music, he’s talking about music. When it comes to Tyga, the only thing most people care about at the moment is his relationship with Kylie Jenner. But he's only interested in talking about music. NYLON Guys/Steven Taylor In an interview with NYLON Guys, the rapper dodged questions about Kylie Jenner but shared his thoughts on fame, music, and money. Chp / CHP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES My focus is making music and being happy with the people I surround...

Iggy Azalea Is Engaged To Marry Nick Young And The Video Of The Proposal Is The Cutest

Congratulations, you guys! Iggy Azalea is going to marry Nick Young! instagram.com The basketball player, who has been dating Azalea since 2013, got down on his knee during his 30th birthday party on Monday night. instagram.com View Entire List ...

19 ’00s Rap Lyrics You Can’t Believe You Were Allowed To Listen To

‘Til the sweat drop down my balls. "Salt Shaker," Ying Yang Twins Why It's Doing The Most: "Skeet" is slang for ejaculation. So, um, yeah. The Orchard / Via youtube.com Why It's Doing The Most: The reverence to black history with the mention of Bill "Bojangles" Robinson is commendable, but REALLY? Beauty Shop, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer / Via youtube.com "Always On Time," Ja Rule featuring Ashanti Why It's Doing The Most: The male Lil Kim was always...

My Name Is Carmen

A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen.” " That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?”  "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen”.  "What's your name?" she asked.  He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."...

This Cat Understands What It's Like To Be An Introvert

“Just need some alone time, please!” (H/T Tastefully Offensive) "Oh, wouldya look at the time! I've had enough of other people for the day." youtube.com "Time to cozy up in my own, personal, private, quiet space! Alone." youtube.com "I said alone, Schrödinger." youtube.com "Just going to recharge a bit. BE GONE." youtube.com View Entire List ...

You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone over fifty told me my generation sucks...

Then I would be able to afford a house in the economy they ruined....