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Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 7, 2015
129 Thoughts I Had At NYC's First Country Music Festival
Never have I wanted so badly to be a cowboy than at Farmborough NYC.
Elena Childers / Via BuzzFeed
1. Wow. That's a lot of denim.
2. Moonshine's a real thing?!
3. I love Moonshine.
4. Sorry Luke Bryan, I know you say rain is a good thing, but I've never hated it more than this moment.
5. Holy denim Batman, it never ends! (Applicable to both the endless rain and denim.)
6. The cowboy hat vendor would be called "Down 'n' Dirty Hat Co."
7. Must resist the urge to buy myself a cowboy hat even though I would look badass in it! I should've been a cowboy. Or cowgirl. Whatever.
8. Alright, Next From Nashville tent, let's see what you got.
9. Oh dang, this acoustic duo is killing it!
10. Oh dang, my thoughts already have a southern twang to them…
11. I gotta look up this band. Striking Matches from Nashville. They were on a show called Nashville!
12. I wonder if they're dating.
13. They would be like the White Stripes of country music.
14. Except there's no drums and it's only acoustic…
15. And The Civil Wars already sorta had that niche covered…
16. But they broke up…
17. Oh nevermind.
18. This rain is actually going to kill me.
19. Country fans are dedicated to be muscling though this rain. They're all poncho'd up and ready to go!
20. I bet their cowboy hats and boots are super handy for this kind of weather.
21. However, the girls here have to be regretting their Daisy Dukes at this point.
22. Oh yay! Here comes Justin Moore! He's shorter than I expected, but in a cute way.
23. Nothing wrong with short! I'm super short. Maybe we could be short together and live in the ~country~.
24. I've never seen such tight jeans on a guy before.
25. Oh wait. Yes I have. On every emo kid in the '00s. I wonder if the emo kids stole the tight pants trend from country kids.
A homeless man...
A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think wad of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the wad, and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes from flopping around everywhere like that."
If This Michael Jackson Mash-Up Of 'Bad' Doesn't Get You Crunk Then We Don't Know What Will
This guy is a total ”Bad”-ass!
Bence Peter's fancy hand work on this Michael Jackson mash-up will slay your entire life... You just need to get into it right now:
...and this was just a rehearsal!
Bence Peter / Via youtube.com
WHO'S "BAD"????
THIS. GUY. RIGHT. HERE!
And he even slayed this "Smooth Criminal" rendition for the gawdssssss...
YAS.
MJ WOULD BE PROUD AF.
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Is Demi Lovato's New Song About A Fling With A Girl?
Sapphic relationships are apparently “Cool For The Summer.”
Demi Lovato’s highly-anticipated new single, “Cool For The Summer,” made its way online this morning and it’s every bit the banger fans were hoping for.
The highly-anticipated new single, which can be heard in full here, will officially premiere tomorrow on iHeartRadio.
The song — packed with dark, sexy synths and big, infectious hooks — marks a new sound for the singer, but it’s the sapphic overtones that are the real surprise.
A quick peek at the lyrics would seem to confirm that the song is about a same-sex summer fling, and the video trailer Lovato shared on Instagram over the weekend is similarly suggestive.
Tell me what you want
What you like
It's okay
I'mma little curious too
Tell me if it's wrong
If it's right
I don't care
I can keep a secret could, you?
Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind
Got a taste for the cherry
I just need to take a bite
Don't tell your mother
Kiss one another
Die for each other
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)
Ooh, Ooh
Take me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer
Tell me if I won
If I did
What's my prize?
I just wanna play with you, too
Even if they judge
Fuck it all
Do the time
I just wanna have some fun with you
Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind
Got a taste for the cherry
I just need to take a bite
Don't tell your mother
Kiss one another
Die for each other
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)
Ooh, Ooh
Take me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)
We're cool for the summer
We're cool for the summer
Shhhh...don't tell your mother
Got my mind on your body
And your body on my mind
Got a taste for the cherry
I just need to take a bite
Take me down into your paradise
Don't be scared cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer
(Take me down) We're cool for the summer
(Don't be scared) Cause I'm your body type
Just something that we wanna try
Cause you and I
We're cool for the summer
(Ha)
Ooh
We're cool for the summer
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