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Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 7, 2015

A Crow Took A Ride On The Back Of An Eagle Like It Was No Big Deal

The encounter was captured by amateur photographer Phoo Chan.

A crow has been caught catching a ride on the back of a bald eagle in mid-flight.

A crow has been caught catching a ride on the back of a bald eagle in mid-flight.

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The cheeky ride was captured by amateur photographer Phoo Chan in Seaback, Washington.

The cheeky ride was captured by amateur photographer Phoo Chan in Seaback, Washington.

Phoo Chan / Media Drum World

The encounter apparently only lasted for a few seconds, but what a glorious few seconds they were.

The encounter apparently only lasted for a few seconds, but what a glorious few seconds they were.

Phoo Chan / Media Drum World

"It was as if it was taking a short break and at the same time a free ride. What's more surprising was the eagle didn't seem to mind and kept flying as if nothing happened," MailOnline quotes Chan as saying.

"I think the crow decided to land on the eagle because the eagle did not respond to its harassment so it landed briefly and then left.

"Eventually the crow flew away and the eagle continued to hunt for its breakfast."

Chan said the birds went off in different directions but reckons that after their brief encounter they had become friends.


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[NSFW] A woman goes to a doctor

W: Lately I have developed this problem of wetting my bed while sleeping.

Dr: Go behind the curtains, take off your clothes and do a headstand in front of the mirror.

The woman obliges. The doctor comes in, parts her legs and keeps his chin on top of her vagina.

W: So Doc, what's the problem with me?

Dr: You should stop drinking before going to bed, that's all.

W: Then why the hell did you make me do that?

Dr: Oh, I just wanted to see how'd I look with a beard.

What did the indian boy say to his mom before he left?

Mumbai

Finally proves all blondes aren't dumb

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. Then hollers... "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"

You know, not all Italians are in the mafia.

Some are in the Witness Protection Program.

Who is the latest member of the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy gets off work and walks into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The little guy faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "oh thank God, I thought you said turn around."