Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 8, 2015

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs

She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas."...

A man died and went to heaven...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only...

[NSFW] A wife yells at her husband...

Wife: "How could you do this to me?!" Husband : "what did I do?" Wife: " You slept with my sister, you bastard!" Husband : "Well, when went to work she was lying naked on my table and you know she's an attractive woman, what did you expect me to do?" Wife: "The fucking autopsy."...

Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.

Because hacking up a fat woman into tiny pieces is A LOT more work....

My ex had weekly lessons with the devil on how to become more evil

I still don't know how much she charged him though....

A young woman married and had 13 children

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to “Go forth and multiply.” In his final eulogy, he noted, “Thank you, Lord, they’re finally together.” Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked, “Do you think he means her first, second or third...

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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