Love means nothing to them...
Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 8, 2015
Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 8, 2015
A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a...
What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks, or 200 pounds of feathers?
The feathers, because 200 pounds of bricks is just 200 pounds of bricks, but with the feathers, you've also got to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds...
A fly is buzzing around a wolf hound.
Fly: What kind of dog are you?
Dog: I'm a wolf hound.
Fly: A wolf hound? Strange name . Why do they call you like that?
Dog: Well, it's quite obvious. My mother was a hound and my father was a wolf.
Fly: I see...
Dog: So, what kind of fly are you?
Fly: I'm a horse-fly.
Dog: NO. FUCKING. WAAAAAYYY!!!...
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