Funny Story

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Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 8, 2015

I used to like banking...

... But then I lost interest....

What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt?

A selfie stick...

Police report: There was a robbery in the sex shop.

Judging by items that were stolen, perp was alone. Alone for a long time...

What do you call an Italian with a broken arm?

Speech impaired....

hitchBOT destroyed in Philadelphia

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The trick to a good joke is nailing the punchline.

Jesus Christ...