Why Holden Caulfield Thinks Wheels On the Buses are Phony

Total travel time to and from Wheels on the bus song for baby: about some hours. "The first day I went along to school, I was like, do I really need to do this? " Freeman, eighteen, said. But the ride quickly became routine, and now Freeman doesn't hesitate to shoot down the notion of trading the two-hour visit to the science and technology magnet school for your 10 minutes it would take him to go to his local high school. It used to be that...

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Religion and squirrels

There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Catholic church and a Jewish synagogue. Each church and the synagogue had a problem with squirrels.The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and...

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I should make a monument in my yard dedicated to the guy who killed Hitler.

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Avril Lavigne Joined Taylor Swift On Stage And Resolved Their Feud

There’s clearly no bad blood between these pop princesses. So naturally we all rolled up our sleeves for a new Twitter feud to start... Big Machine View Entire List ...

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So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric...

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Two old friends meet in bar...

[translated from Turkish] -Hey Jack! How have you been! It's been months! -Bonjour Monsieur ! Indeed, it's been a while -"Bonjour Monsieur"? What's this French? -Mais biensur ! -Don't screw with me Jack. I know you don't know French. We both went to the same school and we never had any French lessons!! -No, no! I'm learning via the radio. 99.3 FM. Every day at 10AM you have French lessons. Very easy, I suggest you try. -Oh, ok, cool I'll give a try tomorrow. Next morning he calls Jack: -Yo Jack, I have those old radios with a needle for tuning....

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Husband and wife go to a club

They notice a guy on the dance floor giving everyone a show. He's breakdancing, moon walking and even throwing in a few backflips. The wife turns to the husband and says, "see that guy on the dance floor? He proposed to be 25 years ago and I turned him down!" Husband says "Yeah looks like he's still celebrating!"...

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