A feminist visited a Muslim country and was unhappy with the treatment of women there...

All of the Muslim men made their wives walk at least five feet behind them. The visiting feminist was outraged, "How could you be so sexist? This is an outrage!" She left the country, only to return years later. Much to her surprise, all of the women were walking five feet ahead of their husbands. The feminist couldn't believe it. "What changed? Why are you so progressive now?" One of the men overheard and said with a smile... "land mines."...

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Things That Very Well Could Happen At This Year’s VMAs

… and we made a Bingo game out of it so you can play along. Remember this? MTV / Via Giphy AND THIS? MTV / Via breatheheavy.com Sit back, relax, and enjoy our predictions! MTV / Via gossiponthis.com View Entire List ...

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Hooker

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! Jesus Christ! No hand-job is v worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly,...

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!...

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts....

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[NSFW] What's long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream?

The sock under your bed....

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Can You Remember What Year Classic VMA Moments Happened?

MTV have been doing this show a looooooong time...

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