Are You More Taylor Swift Or Ed Sheeran?

Besties for the resties...

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Watch This Dance To The "Breaking Bad" Theme Song And Cry Happy Tears

Dancing, BITCH. Alexa Vega aka Carmen from Spy Kids took a note from Jesse Pinkman and made dancing her bitch...bitch. With the help of Dancing with the Stars partner, Mark Ballas, the two performed an awesome dance to the Breaking Bad theme song. youtube.com ABC AMC View Entire List ...

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25 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture Your Feelings About Animals

“Animals should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people.” - April Ludgate View Entire List ...

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16 Birds You Won't Believe Actually Exist

R u ok birds. This bird that wants you to think it's a cartoon character. The superb bird-of-paradise has possibly the most surreal mating display you'll ever see. They perform their dance in a small territory that they defend when other males come along. BBC / youtube.com This taxidermy project gone wrong. The helmeted hornbill is a large bird with a call that sounds like "maniacal laughter". Doug Janson / Creative Commons / Via en.wikipedia.org This...

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What Animal Matches Your Birth Month?

Yeah, you know your birth stone but do you know your birth animal...

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day....

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Husband Wanted

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70s), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs! The...

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