I had a race with an Asian today

It was a Thai...

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This Girl Texted Adele Lyrics To Her Ex And It Did Not Go Well

“Hello from the other side.” And let's just say, he didn't take it very well. Twitter: @maryc_021 Caldarella's tweet blew up, being retweeted over 10,000 times now. "I just wanted to see how he would respond," she told Cosmo. "He definitely wasn't happy about [the tweet]." Twitter: @maryc_021 View Entire List ...

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I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together

I SHIT YOU KNOT...

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The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery

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A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm...

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa"

The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits....

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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic sex.

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years....

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