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12 Animals Who Can't Tell What You Are For Halloween
You tried to get creative and now it’s just awkward for everyone involved.
"OK wait, give me one more guess..."
Bruce / Cute or Not
"What...in the hell...."
Cute or Not
"Oh sorry I thought you were being a cat."
Bruno / Cute or Not
"I'm going to pretend like I don't see you so that I'm not expected to identify your costume because I have no friggin' clue what you are."
Jojo / Cute or Not
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Here's What Ariana Grande Really Means When She Sings "Focus On Me"
“When I say ‘focus on me’ I’m not asking to be the center of attention.”
It’s here! After months — literally months — of hype, Ariana Grande finally released her new single, “Focus,” last night.
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The track is a brassy, "Problem"-esque banger with Ariana commanding the listener to "focus on me" in her trademark melismatic way.
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While, on first listen, the song sounds like a warning to an ungrateful...
A Day In The Life Of A London Pigeon
They will shit on everything you love.
8:05am
Pigeons will sleep literally anywhere, but no one knows exactly where that is. This particular pigeon has woken up in a pungent, discarded shoe in Hammersmith.
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9:00am
For breakfast, they usually eat the soggy, flaccid remains of the chips on the pavement outside the Kebab Express. They are not picky: Anything that will slide straight through the digestive system in under 45 minutes...
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous.
While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says:
There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them dry.
She does not crack a smile, but later she laughs.
The doctor says:
What's so funny?
She answers:
-I'm imagining how they make condoms....
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