I woke up exhausted
Chủ Nhật, 29 tháng 11, 2015
A bus stops in New York and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following(italian accent):
'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more,
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted indignantly.
'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. '
Who talkin' bouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi.'
My son, the mass murderer: ‘What did I miss?’
My son, the mass murderer: ‘What did I miss?’
In 2006, Charlie Roberts walked into an Amish school in Pennsylvania and killed five young girls. His mother talks about trying to comprehend his actions.
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