FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Honestly how do they still have a job?
Visit the Purrfect Pals shelter to meet other "hard-working" kitties!
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Who needs a circle scarf when you have a husky?
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A driver was stuck in traffic on the highway outside Washington D.C. Nothing was moving. A man walks up and knocks on the car window. The driver rolled down his window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire U.S. Congress, and they're asking for 100 million dollars in ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"Well, how much is everyone giving on average?" the driver asked.
"Roughly a gallon."
We tried everything, got tested, tried in vitro, etc. Nothing worked. Finally, the doctor said we were putting too much pressure on ourselves. He said to throw away the charts and the thermometer and just enjoy sex again, doing it whenever the mood struck.
On morning at breakfast, I was reading the paper and reached for the salt. My wife reached for it at the same time. Our fingers touched, our eyes met, and I swept everything off the table, picked up my wife and made love to her right there. Nine months later we had a baby.
Of course, we still aren't allowed in our local Burger King, but I think it was worth it.
Ride with him through the journey of more success.
There he goes on the right. Hands in the air 'cause he just don't care.
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It was gripping stuff.
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We probably don’t have tickets to Taylor Swift.
Snack-sized chocolate bars are both our kryptonite and source of life. And every station worker also wants to know where the excess chocolates are stored.
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"Why do you have Creed's "Best Of" just lying around?"
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We only get one or two, so you do the math when you ask for it off our backs (which totally happens).
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