23 Of The Most Gut-Wrenching Breakup Songs From 2015

</3. Adele, "Hello" Be honest, this song has made you cry at least a thousand tiiiiiiiimes. All hail Adele, queen of heartbreak. Long may she reign. Real AF lyric: "I must have called a thousand times / To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done / But when I call you never seem to be home" Crying emojis (out of 10): ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? XL Recordings Jazmine Sullivan, "Forever Don't Last" Like "Hello," Jazmine Sullivan's "Forever Don't...

Read More

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''...

Read More

31 R&B Songs From 2015 You Need In Your Life

Janet and Janelle and Erykah, oh my. Jeremih, "Oui" Recommended if You Like: That perfect combination of elegant piano and madcap hi-hats. Oh, and Jeremih’s cooing falsetto. Def Jam Maliibu N Helene, "Starin’ at It" Recommended if You Like: Irresistible, playful bops with sweet guitar samples. youtube.com Miguel, "Coffee" Recommended if You Like: Sultry and lush pillow talk jams. Somehow Miguel can make songs sound both homemade and stadium-ready. RCA...

Read More

What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in his spaceship....

Read More

These Old Greyhounds Use An Elevator To Get Around And It Is The Sweetest Thing

Yaeger, Julius, Katie, and Manfred are so over using the stairs. Yaeger, Julius, Katie, and Manfred are four greyhounds who live in St. Petersburg in Florida. Yaeger (top left), Julius (top right), Katie (bottom left), and Manfred (bottom right). Sheila Venturini His friends, Katie and Manfred, find stairs baffling and upsetting. Only Julius understands the concept of stairs. Katie Sheila Venturini View Entire List ...

Read More

Dad joke heard at the beach

Recently, I was on vacation and at a beach and a father and his kids were playing catch in the water next to me. This kid who had to be about six or seven yells out, "dad, I'm going to try some trash talk. Ready? Your skills are as rusty as a tin can! Get it dad? trash talk?" I was dying. That kid is going to make a great dad....

Read More

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said thank you. I said don't mention it....

Read More