why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?

cause they're really fuckin' good at it...

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas...

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What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat woman sitting at the bar?

"I pity the stool."...

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I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app....

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green....

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What do women's panties and nail polish have in common?

What do women's panties and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol. Edit: I am embarrassed but will let this post be at least for its educational value....

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art...

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