I asked my doctor where to put my pants during my prostate exam.

"Over there next to mine" was not the answer I expected.

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Just posting some 'chokes

http://ift.tt/22B6CVL

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A guy walks into a drugstore and sees a guy leaning heavily against the wall

He asks the clerk, 'What's with that guy?'

Clerk says, 'He came in with a bad cough and asked me for cough medicine. We were out of cough medicine, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative instead.'

The guy says, 'What?! You can't treat a cough with laxative!'

The clerk replies, 'Of course you can! Look at him. He's afraid to cough!'

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Dad, am I adopted?

Son : Dad, am I adopted?

Dad : If we really wanted to adopt, we would have chosen someone better.

E^dit : formatting

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It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart.

One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later.

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My friend's body temperature is currently -273.15 °C

Don't worry though, he's 0K.

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What do you call Batman when he leaves church early?

Christian Bale

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