"Over there next to mine" was not the answer I expected....
Thứ Sáu, 1 tháng 1, 2016
A guy walks into a drugstore and sees a guy leaning heavily against the wall
He asks the clerk, 'What's with that guy?'
Clerk says, 'He came in with a bad cough and asked me for cough medicine. We were out of cough medicine, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative instead.'
The guy says, 'What?! You can't treat a cough with laxative!'
The clerk replies, 'Of course you can! Look at him. He's afraid to cough!'...
Dad, am I adopted?
Son : Dad, am I adopted?
Dad : If we really wanted to adopt, we would have chosen someone better.
Edit : formatting...
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