It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries....
Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 2, 2016
Doctor has a point.
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything...
A swastika has been spray painted over Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame...
...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters....
How does Mario talk to the dead?
With a luigi board.
Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes....
This Mom Listening To Nicki Minaj Is Literally All Moms Listening To Nicki Minaj
“Noooooo!”
This amazing vine was taken by 19-year-old Dominic Licciardi. It was the first time his mom had ever heard Nicki Minaj's "Only".
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Yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
On my life, man, fuck's sake
If I did I'd Minaj wid' him and let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake
Licciardi told BuzzFeed that she was just shocked about the lyrics. The 19-year-old put a video of his mom's reaction on Twitter where it's been retweeted thousands of times...
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