Celebrate the pop star’s 29th birthday by proving you’re an Animal.
Thứ Tư, 2 tháng 3, 2016
21 Little Kitty Peets To Improve Your Day
Are you sad? Look at these little paws.
Hello. How is your day? Do you need some peets?
Well then enjoy these fuzzy kitty peets. You've earned it.
Look at these cute little paws, so perfectly aligned.
Look at these fuzzy feet, all curled up.
Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 3, 2016
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose
patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
An old Greek man and an old Italian man are arguing.
The Greek man says "Look, all I'm saying is that the Greeks invented everything the Romans get credit for!"
The Italian says "Yes, may be, but the Romans improved it and made it useful!"
The Greek man says "We invented the Democracy!"
The Italian says "We realized the challenge of direct elections and the benefit of the legislature, and thus created the Republic!"
The Greek man says "Yes, but we created beautiful architecture like the Parthenon!"
The Italian says "And we improved your building techniques, and used them to create aqueducts and structures that stood for centuries longer!"
The Greek man, frustrated, finally says "Ah, of course. But the Greeks, we INVENTED sex!"
The Italian man says "That may be true, but we introduced it to women."
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