FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
Are you gonna finish that?
I am doge, doge is me.
The idea is to literally make your dog look too crazy for a coyote to attack.
Paul Mott / Via facebook.com
He heard her yelp, only to turn around and see her hanging in the mouth of the coyote as it ran into the hills.
"It was the most terrible thing," he said. "I cried for a week. I felt so guilty. I felt so terrible. I've never been able to let it go."
Coyote Vest / Via Facebook: CoyoteVest
During one of his campaign trips Donald Trump is visiting an elementary school and goes into one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks Mr. Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word “Tragedy.” So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy.
One little boy stands up and offers: “If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” says Mr. Trump, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raises her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explains the exalted businessman. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Mr. Trump searches the room.
“Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally at the back of the room, a boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: “If a private jet carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaims Mr. Trump, “That’s absolutely right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be a great loss and it probably wouldn’t be an accident either.”
