Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 4, 2016

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out....

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?

A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father....

An Amish boy and his father

were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small...

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo...

Did you hear about the meteorologist competition?

The losers got precipitation trophies....

What do you call an imaginary color?

A pigment of your imagination....

Don't die a virgin.

Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you....