Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 5, 2016

If you ever meet a girl named stone...

Don't take her for granite...

Three men end up in hell

Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4", dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, "Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment. This understandably...

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch...

A wife was dying.

A wife was dying. She called her husband and said, "Gary, I've been unfaithful." Gary answered, "I know. That's why I poisoned you."...

Are rape jokes funny in this subreddit?

I wouldn't want to do anything if you guys said NO....

tricking a nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed up in robes...

How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from....