Racism has many faces.
Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 5, 2016
A cop just knocked on my front door.
He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike.
Told the cop it wasn't my dog, he doesnt even own a bike.
A man walks into a bank...
and yells "this is a fuck up!"
confused, the teller says "you mean a stick up?"
"Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"
A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately, his dick was too small,
so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his dick. For seven year's he has been doing that.
One night his wife suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman said, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of shit."
So the man said, "Shut the fuck up! It's been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!"
Two guys wanna go out and get real hammered, but they only have $1
So, they go to a 7-11, buy a sausage and decide to have some fun. They go into the first bar and order a pint each. Just before they're done the pints and haven't paid yet (on a tab I guess), the one guy takes the sausage puts it between his legs, and the other guy bends down and begins to suck on it. Of course, the bartender thinks something else is going on, so he kicks them out, forgetting that they haven't paid yet.
These two young men end up doing this at around 15 more bars and are totally drunk. The one guy says "My back is soooo sore from bendin over so much."
The second guy then says "Well you think that's bad? I lost the sausage around 7 bars ago!"
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