About a week.
Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 5, 2016
Thứ Hai, 16 tháng 5, 2016
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door
Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?
A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator
Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?
A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party
Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?
A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky
A blonde is putting together a puzzle. She is very frustrated and asks her husband for help.
"It's supposed to be a tiger!" she cries.
"Honey," says her husband wearily, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
David Copperfield and Criss Angel walk into a bakery...
Using his masterful sleight of hand technique, Criss Angel immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket, without anyone noticing, except David Copperfield.
He says to the David, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." David Copperfield replies, "That's typical of you Criss, first you steal tricks, now you steal cakes. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. David Copperfield swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then he swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"
Pointing at Criss Angel, David Copperfield replies, "Look in that guy's back pocket....."
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