Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Chủ Nhật, 22 tháng 5, 2016
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car
A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.
One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car... Car, go and bring my children from school.
The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.
Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children.
The car parked right in front of them and said... "These are your children sir..!"
In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son and their neighbours two sons.
The Wife in full anger said Don't tell me all these are your children..??
The man asked her calmly... First you tell me why our children are not in the car ??
A woman asked a general the last time he has had sex...
A woman asked a general in the army the last time he made love to a woman, the general stood tall and said "1956 ma'am." The woman taken back by this answer said "1956?! That long?! Let me make your night better..." and the two sauntered to a private room. The woman began to strip and the two made passionate love for an hour. The woman cuddled up to the army general and said "well you sure haven't forgotten anything since 1956...". The general looked at her confused and said "well I sure hope not. It's only 2130 now!"
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